genesbelchers: “officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain ”

genesbelchers:

officer: pop the trunk
me: I can explain

aznpnoiboy:

serperoir:

rip vine :(

No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.

thantos1991: “Look at the hands. ”

thantos1991:

Look at the hands.

micdotcom:

It took last 5 presidents years before half of Americans disapproved of them. It took Trump 8 days

  • For many of us, a job review comes up once or twice a year. When you’re the president of the United States, it happens every day. And it looks like Donald Trump needs to improve his job performance stat. 
  • According to the latest Gallup poll, after only eight days on the job, Trump’s disapproval rating reached 51%. That same day, protests erupted across U.S. airports following Trump’s executive order effectively banning Muslim refugees.

(Source: mic.com)

bibliothekara:

flatluigi:

comradewodka:

galapogostiks:

GUYS

HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY

and thus

a beautiful friendship was born

hell yes

this is the first? THIS IS THE FIRST

hijerking:

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

image

aworldfullofwinchesters:

when u see ur text post on ur dash

image

dutchster:

sure-caesura:

vrabia:

bug-blood:

he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage 

i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time

good job

plop

cheeso:

do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best

☂